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This is one of the best websites. Along with F***MyLife, MyLifeIsAverage, MyLifeIsMagical, etc. These sites are so fun to read! Here are a few of my favs:

Dear Edward Cullen,
Avada Kedavra!
Sincerely, Tom Riddle.

Dear Bella,
It's not going to work out between us. I've decided i'm really into werewolves, and well, let's face it, you're no Jacob.
Sincerely, Edward Cullen.

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns.

Dear Dumbledore,
Did you get my text?
Sincerely, Umbridge



Dear Harry,
I want your magic wand in my chamber of secrets.
Sincerely, Cho Chang.

Dear Diary,
Veronica told a very funny joke today.
Sincerely, Ron Burgundy.

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous.

Dear America,
Please explain to me how "Jersey Shore" is popular, yet "Arrested Development" was cancelled...
Sincerely, Confused.

Dear Andy,
Shun.
Sincerely, Dwight.



Dear Football Team,
Please get off our field.
Sincerely, The Marching Band.

Dear Joker,
Want to know how I got this scar?
Sincerely, Harry Potter.

Dear Draco,
You have a nice bed, may I Slytherin?
Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.

Dear Charlie,
That really hurt.
Sincerely, Your Brother.

Dear Dementors,
Sorry, I don't kiss on the first date.
Sincerely, Cissy.

Dear Ron,
It's Wingardium LeviOsa. Not Wingardium LevioSAAAAAAA.
Sincerely, Hermione.

Dear Forever 21,
Size 12 isn't plus size.
Sincerely, Not a Skinny Bitch.

Dear Bella,
Om nom nom. Sorry.
Sincerely, Jasper.

Dear Chastity Belt,
Alohomora!
Sincerely, Hogwarts Boys.

Dear Stephenie Meyer,
I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.
Sincerely, J.K. Rowling.

Dear Ophelia,
Was it really that easy to get over me? You just had to write a sad poem in your journal?
Sincerely, Hamlet.

Dear The Most Interesting Man in the world,
Join us, and together we can rule the universe.
Sincerely, Chuck Norris and Old Spice Man.

Dear Dwight K. Schrute,
At 8:00 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow.
Sincerely, Future Dwight.

Dear Cedric,
Does this mean I can have Cho?
Sincerely, Harry.

Dear King Arthur,
It's just a flesh wound.
Sincerely, The Black Knight.




THE BEST ONE.......

Dear tube of Chapstick,
I know you have a hidden portal to Narnia somewhere, because honestly there's nowhere else you could be disappearing to.
Sincerely, Girl with dry lips.



Well, now go check these sites out for yourselff!

peaceout.

Holly